this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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Give the brand to me I'll make it good I promise
Actual owls can't carry plates, and nobody but you wants to eat dort!
You're just being negative it will work
Its just really dark to have a bird serve wings! Even if the wings are made out of dort! And i don't think dort is FDA approved for human consumption anyway!
And for that reason I'm out. You're gonna have to get investment from the other dragons/lions/sharks/whatever we're calling the investors on the show today.
Wait a minute! Suppose two owls carry it together?
Rename it Hooty's and everyone has to wear a costume like this.
Not everyone, just one person. The rest are in blowfish costumes - I think you see where I'm going with this
I imagine if Only Wanna Be With You was playing on a constant loop it would keep people from lingering at their tables.
Calm down, Satan