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Kash Patel's Apparel Site Is Trying To Trick Visitors Into Installing Malware (www.pcmag.com)

submitted 1 week ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Why is the FBI director selling apparel?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

So he can install malware on your computer (even though only his fans will be affected...)

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

#grindset

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 20 points 1 week ago

#griftmaxxing

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I assume that's where all the Female Body Inspector shirts come from

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

It's the only logical conclusion

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Why does the FBI director have personalized bourbon bottles?

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Kash Money is femboy bussy inspector

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I believe the proper term is Kakistocracy.

[–] optimisticturtle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nenjamin Betanyahu might just be interested in 69,420 t-shirt orders from Kash.