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I wonder how Fox Mews is going to spin it when the orange pedo starts drooling over the UFC fighters and starts telling them how sexy and gorgeous they are...
I'm expecting them to give him a title belt they just invented.
UFC also stands for Ugly Fat Cunt.
I'm pretty sure you need to be over 18 to qualify for ufc...
well he almost licked that other ufc fighter he saw the other week … maybe a 20 something is now young enough to feel like pedophilia for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lEM2dGpbD0
Umm yeah....things I didn't need to see for 500 Alex, material right there
sorry
All good, wasn't an issue just commenting on my disgust of that
Nah but he will go on at length about how big a man he is and everybody says he should have had a career as a great fighter more and more. Bigly.