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[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Bill & Ted just wanted to do better on their history final. Weird Al had a song where he went back in time to pay his phone bill on time. Time travel is a boon that is only granted to the unambitious. As for me, I want to bring CGI back to the 1950s so I can make stunningly advanced soap advertisements

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

I mean obviously i want to go back to when i was cpu mining bitcoin on the school computer lab pcs and tell myself it's not stupid and actually is cool but i don't think I'd have listened because I'm old

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I'm George Stanley and let me introduce you to a little device called a Computronic Mathematical Machine

Computer for short, but don't let that fool you, these things can put up with some tall orders!