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[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

probably you would just learn to like olives because the alternative would have been starving to death. human beings are extremely adaptable organisms, that's like our whole evolutionary strategy as a species

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

You: "human beings are extremely adaptable organisms, that's like our whole evolutionary strategy as a species."

Me: "Mmmmmm dino nuggies again!"

We are not the same.

cw: I liedJK I love variety. I understand picky eaters in theory, but I cannot even begin to empathize. They'll have to settle for my sympathy and confused tolerance

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My body is a garbage disposal (for plants, fungi, and sometimes silly little bacteriums only though)

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You call them dino nuggies even though there is literally 0 triceratops in them?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Birds are dinosaurs. Exhibit A: kitty-cat

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Im pretty sure that's neither a dinosaur nor a bird

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Im an onanist. Is that anything?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah, it is!

it's...FUCKING SICK. MAINTAIN YOUR VITAL ESSENCES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES, SINNER! volcel-judge