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[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

You: "human beings are extremely adaptable organisms, that's like our whole evolutionary strategy as a species."

Me: "Mmmmmm dino nuggies again!"

We are not the same.

cw: I liedJK I love variety. I understand picky eaters in theory, but I cannot even begin to empathize. They'll have to settle for my sympathy and confused tolerance

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My body is a garbage disposal (for plants, fungi, and sometimes silly little bacteriums only though)

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You call them dino nuggies even though there is literally 0 triceratops in them?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Birds are dinosaurs. Exhibit A: kitty-cat

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im pretty sure that's neither a dinosaur nor a bird

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im an onanist. Is that anything?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah, it is!

it's...FUCKING SICK. MAINTAIN YOUR VITAL ESSENCES OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES, SINNER! volcel-judge