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Scientists find yeast in frozen mummy's guts, use it to make bread (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 3 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

But that 100% will NOT be the yeast that was used to make bread from back then.

You can get yeast from basically any decaying organic matter. May as well get it from any old corpse. This is just corpse bread - and who wants corpse bread???

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Catholics

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 4 points 3 days ago

A corpse bride?

[–] core@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It could be delicious. I'm willing to test it. For science!

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Someone tell Junji Ito about corpse bread

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME