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The immortality billionaire spends 6 hours a day trialling reverse aging pseudoscience (www.newscientist.com)
submitted 5 months ago by fox@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
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Man obsessed with living forever spends 25% of his life trying to stop his aging. I've got a great way to extend your effective lifespan by 25%, you bloodsucking freak, and it's not by selling your supplements

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[–] Des@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

they should all do this. just this. nothing else.

elon should do radical self implanted cyberware

bezos can go full biopunk

thiel can try to ascend through blood and chemical means

just whatever go wild use whatever experimental shit and post about it and eventually let nature take it's course

[–] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Elon is like 3-4 K-holes away from kidney failure so he could just stick to that.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

could be only 1 once he installs his ketamine pump

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

some say his bladder has failed already

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean why would they do that when they can just test it on willing members of the public and animals without any of the risks? Seems that’s what Musk is doing anyway.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i dunno have you seen these guys lately? they are testing tons of shit on themselves too. they just have medical teams standing by

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago

I can’t think of a larger crime against humanity than making American billionaires immortal.