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Man obsessed with living forever spends 25% of his life trying to stop his aging. I've got a great way to extend your effective lifespan by 25%, you bloodsucking freak, and it's not by selling your supplements

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Y'know Bryan, a great way to outlive the rest of humanity is to launch yourself away from us at relativistic speeds. Or if that's too hard, you could always cryogenically freeze yourself.

Either way, please do so soon