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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Show me a guy who just jacks off at home all day and I’ll show you a guy who’s not causing any trouble.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Diogenes has entered the chat

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Diogenes refused to stay home.

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Home is where the hog is

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Depends on whose home it is

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Very dependent on what they’re jacking off to, unfortunately.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago

Your Carlin gets a Carlin:

Show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cock sucker from Guatemala.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Sounds like those guys could be friends.