[CW: sexual assault]
Yes this is a real movie. You can watch it on Apple TV this Friday June 19th. It might become the worst movie ever made. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt35309713/
I included the cast list because it is telling. The characters include women without names, evil Muslims, and "badass" police officers. And I can't figure out of the last guy is playing a judge whose last name happens to be Reinhold or if he's playing the actor whose name is Judge Reinhold.
Armie Hammer cannibal accusations: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armie_Hammer#Abuse_allegations
BTW, Armie's great grandfather Julius was a leader in the Socialist Labor Party of America, which helped co-found Communist Party USA. Julius literally helped smuggle contraband into the USSR to aid Lenin. Armie's grandfather Armand also lived in the USSR for a few years during the New Economic Policy and negotiated directly with Lenin's government. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armand_Hammer#Career
Movie announcer voice....
"Steven Seagal. Is. Back. in Order of the Dragon: a truly explosive action-packed geezer teaser. Watch him perform a kick, get winded, and be on screen for a few more minutes."
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Ninja edit.
I had a look at the cast...
"Bro, sit the fuck down. I gotta fix it. You can't out in public with that shade of red on your cheeks."