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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Addendum: dining rooms and bathrooms are different rooms for a reason, don't shit where you eat

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 24 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think this advice only applies to idiots. I've been dating coworkers for years and it's never once screwed me. My fiance is a former coworker. As long as you both understand the risks and are decent to someone after a break up, you really shouldn't have a problem.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

food service doesn't count, because you're more akin to family than coworkers. so dating them is okay.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 16 points 20 hours ago

Dualing banjos intensifies

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 1 points 7 hours ago

Life is to short. Like a stock.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 30 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

My to is remarkably average

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca -2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

😱 uh oh someone is _"to cool"_™ for ✨grammar✨ on social media 🏳️‍⚧️

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 0 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Dude I'm not going to waste my time correcting one comment because some dork online goes and throws a hissy fit like you are right now. Grow up in a real sense.

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip -1 points 6 hours ago

I just thought the edgey snarkiness was silly. If I didn't care, I wouldn't have responded.

I'm too cool to fix a typo 😎 grow up dork

[–] Damage@feddit.it 35 points 1 day ago

Yeah who cares. Life's a fucking coin toss anyway, be chaotic.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think you mean it's too long

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"They tell you life is short. No it's not. Life is long, especially if you make the wrong decisions. "

-Chris Rock

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

What's the wrong mistake that will Fuck up they're lives forever, really I'm getting tired of this timidness from people.

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Life is quite short for being so long.