I wish. Couple of newly added women that are annoyingly attractive. I don't work closely enough with them for the 10 ft thing to apply, but I work in a big city so these things happen. Still not gonna be a creep tho.
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Lies, lies, lies. I'm gonna ask her out and she how my life will end. Rejected and fired for sexual harassment? Or blackmailed after the first hot night? /joke
There is a severe lack of attractive coworkers these days. Terrible for morale.
If I spend 40 hours a week with someone and still I'm attracted to them then they're attractive and probably a nice person.
One of my coworkers is physically extremely attractive but to be honest I would quite like to have her beaten to death with a mallet. No amount of attractiveness can overcome her lazy petty vindictiveness.
In my experience, attractive people are used to get what they want because society subconsciously favors them. I'm not generalising as there are plenty of attractive people that are good human beings. But I think attractive people tend to be narcissistic than their non attractive counterparts.
That is why I know they are attractive, both inside and out.
You must be REALLY close knowing their insides are attractive.
What else to do during lunch break?
Vore?
I find the inverse true. I work at a place that has a few women I thought were very attractive. Now that I've worked with them for years, I'm over it
Jobs really crush the human spirit, don't they? They are an evil, twisted perversion of what once was.
How I met my wife.
And how she met the guy she divorced me for.
Oof
Well that's a roller coaster of emotions
I want to get off Mr Bones Wild ride.
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Counterpoint: your coworker is attractive and they don't need to be a goddess among trolls to be worthy of interest.
Counter-counterpoint: any good person becomes attractive if you spend enough time with them
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Addendum: dining rooms and bathrooms are different rooms for a reason, don't shit where you eat
I think this advice only applies to idiots. I've been dating coworkers for years and it's never once screwed me. My fiance is a former coworker. As long as you both understand the risks and are decent to someone after a break up, you really shouldn't have a problem.
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Life's to short
Life is to short. Like a stock.
Yeah who cares. Life's a fucking coin toss anyway, be chaotic.
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Hell if they're someone who not only can stand me but I can stand them, then we're already halfway there lol
Counter-counterpoint: my coworker is obnoxious and is not attractive and I'm afraid I'm starting to develop Stockholm Syndrome from the amount of my life I spend having to listen to them die on anthills all day.
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Counterpoint: my place of business hired a person who was a regular customer that I found distressingly attractive, like "Oh no, that hot customer is back, okay don't be weird, give them their space."
Once I worked with them for a few months I found out they were a total space cadet. I didn't suddenly find them un-attractive, but I definitely revised my estimation such that their presence was no longer a problem.
What's a space cadet in this context?
Someone too focused on being an astronaut to pay any attention to the work that needs to be done at their normal job
You're not entirely wrong. Any conversation with them would inevitably drift off into the weirdest tangents, and they would happily continue their side of the conversation, even if the person to whom they were speaking had to walk away or start doing another task. They weren't bad at the job, but they weren't great either, and they were consistently odd, and not in a fun quirky way.
Instructions unclear, dated attractive co-worker in 2007. She farted on our first date, loud enough to be heard over the music and loud drunks at a steakhouse.
We've been married 17 years.
A love story for the ages but unironically.
I was boutta say put a ring on her but seems you were 17 years early to my idea
My coworker is also very attractive. We've been in various stages of relationship since highschool and were engaged before she got hired, however.
Edit: She would like the Internet to know that I woo'd her with compliments about her puke-green eyes.
Beautiful puke-green eyes.
You also get to walk away from your coworker and not think about them every day at the same time, which luxury is no longer available when you become a couple.
Until she quits and gets a better job. And he does the same.
Worked for us. :-)
Speak for yourself. My bosses are all 50 plus year old perverts, so they're only hiring incredibly attractive women.
Sometimes going into work sucks for me the way it might feel for a goblin sewer cleaner to walk out into the city.
Hi, one of your coworkers here 👋
We actually spend a lot of time talking behind your back about how hot you are
Yeah, They really should do something about their fever.
They are too cute to be sick.
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