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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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In my travels I have noticed these gamer archetypes

The person who plays 1 game forever: you’ve done nothing wrong i just dont like you for reasons i cant explain

The Nintendo only gamer: same as above but you also smell like poo

The competitive gamer: scum

The cosy gamer: too close to the plays 1 game forever except you might play 2 games

The completionist: you have problems

Fighting game players: theyre just like competitive gamers but also covered head to toe in fecal matter and piss

Gamers: ontologically evil

PC gamers: turbo scum

Console gamers: freezer full of totinos pizza rolls

Board gamers: sexy sex sex sexy awoooga awoooga, they got that new board game smell

Mobile gamers: ….

Farmville players: gigachad

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[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

GOOD post, all of these descriptions are objectively correct except farmville players

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Hey now my grandma is a very nice person