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[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

But they're not people--they are other players. What they look or smell like is absolutely irrelevant next to more IMPORTANT details.... like if you're playing a speedoid deck against an archerine, are you really going to have the mental bandwidth to be thinking about stuff like hygiene?

All you're doing here is demonstrating that you are not a serious person, probably someone whose never had a cyber dragon summoned against them, someone who has really never known true risk.

You take your showers. Blow dry your hair. Apply your deoderant. Then see how you fare against this deck.

/s

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

showeroids win by default because the Serious Stinkers got disqualified for being biohazards

biohazards:

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Spoken like a fucking soaplord, get off my table peasant

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Soaplord hahaha

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But they’re not people–they are other players

Ugh, this seems to be the prevailing mentality for driving too. Not other people, just other cars

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Always has been. One of the main reasons I hate driving. Nobody would dare act the way drivers drive without the car anaonymizing them and everyone else.