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[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 107 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If he shits himself to death on stage I'll rededicate my life to the Lord.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

I've had a standing deal with God, that if he smites Trump with a bolt of lighting while he's making a speech, I will become a believer and never miss a Sunday church service for the rest of my life.

So far, God hasn't called my bluff.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will join your ~~cult~~ religion.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

sign me up too, please 🫶🏼🙏🏼🤝🏼

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

instructions unclear, you are now to serve your landlord

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As instructed, dick stuck in landlord

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like you forfeited your deposit

i think he left another deposit

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The spirit of William Henery Harrison would be laughing histaricly. Giving long ass speeches when weather related medical issues are on the table (heat stroke in this case).

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Not trying to be an ass, and I normally don't do this, but for future reference: hysterically

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Me fail english, thats unpossible.

Its all good.

Also spelling errors (which I dont turn auto-correct on for lemmy) indicates im not AI.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spooked by the fireworks, actually wouldn't be surprised if he had a thing about loud bangs after getting shot at a couple times

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Eh he's a whiner so he'd say every attempt pretty much killed him

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I think the Declaration of Independence was pretty explicit on this and you guys just get another president.