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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Where can I watch his speech he's threatening to give out in the heat? I wanna see it live if he has a heat stroke

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 18 hours ago

I couldn't stand listening to him that long. I'll wait for The Daily Show to cover it. That's assuming the small crowd size doesn't scare him off first lol

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Don't you do that.

Don't you give me hope.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Hey, that’s all we got now. Gotta cheer for that blood clot!

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 107 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If he shits himself to death on stage I'll rededicate my life to the Lord.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

I've had a standing deal with God, that if he smites Trump with a bolt of lighting while he's making a speech, I will become a believer and never miss a Sunday church service for the rest of my life.

So far, God hasn't called my bluff.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will join your ~~cult~~ religion.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

sign me up too, please 🫶🏼🙏🏼🤝🏼

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

instructions unclear, you are now to serve your landlord

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As instructed, dick stuck in landlord

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like you forfeited your deposit

i think he left another deposit

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The spirit of William Henery Harrison would be laughing histaricly. Giving long ass speeches when weather related medical issues are on the table (heat stroke in this case).

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Not trying to be an ass, and I normally don't do this, but for future reference: hysterically

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Me fail english, thats unpossible.

Its all good.

Also spelling errors (which I dont turn auto-correct on for lemmy) indicates im not AI.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spooked by the fireworks, actually wouldn't be surprised if he had a thing about loud bangs after getting shot at a couple times

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago

Eh he's a whiner so he'd say every attempt pretty much killed him

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I think the Declaration of Independence was pretty explicit on this and you guys just get another president.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Jack@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I knew about

  • John Adams and
  • Thomas Jefferson (both 1826), but didn't know about
  • James Monroe (1831); or
  • Hannibal Hamlin the 15th vice president of the United States (1891).
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, a moribund John Marshall got up from his deathbed on July 4th, inexplicably lucid, and wrote his own epitaph. He died two days later. (Source: Without Precedent by Joel Richard Paul.)

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well that sent me down a rabbit hole. TIL, thanks for the fun fact!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you're looking for a biography, I highly recommend this one – if only because of the increasingly ludicrous ways he gets roped into positions of responsibility despite just wanting to grill for god's sake and because his relationship with his second cousin Thomas Jefferson epitomizes this meme.

[–] dektep@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

please please please

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two of them on the very same one

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Are you saying it has to be two for one, because sometimes sacrifices must be made

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

If Dubya and Poopypants kicked the bucket on the same day, that would be a good day indeed.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 12 points 1 day ago

STOP TEASING ME!!!!!!!!

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

sleepy mushroom shaped* lying crooked

Ohhhhh. I thought it was ishedeadyet dot com

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

mitch mocconells lich form can longer sustain his disintigrating body. not even souls can save him now.

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Oh please, oh please, oh please?!?!

nice hahaha