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[Cw: hitler getting a Nuremberg necktie] Absolute cinema. Edit: lib in the comments! Get'em before I ban'em (hexbear.net)
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[–] onwardknave@hexbear.net 59 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If I were on a boat with Hitler, Mao, and Stalin, and a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot Hitler seven times and highfive Mao & Stalin as we sail together into luxury gay space Communism, the end.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I dunno if I'd rather shoot Hitler myself or hand the gun to Stalin.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stalin would whip out his big spoon and eat the gun, best to get the job done before he has a chance

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised. Great communist, he just has a tendency to eat everything. Like Pooh Bear in a world made of hunny.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But don't you see? Shooting Hitler would make you just like Hitler.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, shooting a Nazi saves lives, nothing the Nazis did was ever to save lives.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I mean, yes, but the joke is that Hitler shot himself.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'd holster thr gun and do Hitler barehanded cause bullets ain't free

[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip -3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bro Mao Zedong killed as many people as ww2 😭

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 months ago

Source: The Black Book of Communism

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Hey can you give us a source on that?