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It should be called football. This is football, there is no question about it.

We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff.

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean yeah, American football is really more of a rugby than a football.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 49 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

rename it slugby and change the rules to allow the players to punch each other

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

this is not a joke, this is a 100% serious proposal and I think Trump would support it because it would make the sport more American

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

While we're at it, bring the sanctioned ice hockey fights into grass hockey

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly, I don't understand how some yankee hasn't seen Calcio Storico and formed an american league yet

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[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

American football is not nearly gay enough to be rugby

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Every time I see an American football match I get mad "Why aren't they all just giving each other a big hug like in proper footy?"

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bring back the biff

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Rugby was literally called "rugby football" to distinguish it from gridion football (American football) and association football (soccer).