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[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 80 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I've heard the joke around 9 women making a baby in a month by PM standards

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Sign a 5-year contract for one baby a month, outsource the first 8 deliverables at a loss while using the time to ramp up production staggered such that it produces a baby on a monthly basis. /s

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 36 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn't that in the Mythical Man Month itself?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but only some PMs will get what that means. Metaphors are easier to explain than “go read this book”

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 4 hours ago

Give the PM a bottle of grape juice. Say it's wine on a rushed schedule.