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Is it wrong, though?
The one that gives it away is Rahm Emanuel. He’s fallen into irrelevance since he stopped being mayor of Chicago, even shitlibs don’t see him as fulfilling any of their wishes or symbolic victories. He might run, but he’d never poll higher than 2%.
some people still watch the west wing
for real. if only for the characterization of a political contest between these figures as "bloody". it would be about as bloody as the 2020 seemless dropout and orientation of all non-bernie candidates into a pro-biden camp, which happened in less than 12 hours.
this group in a primary would be complete choreographed to steadily "prove" the viability of a preordained front runner, while the others negotiated their brand's entry into the administration as a cabinet position for their career ladder in the party.
and then the chosen one would enter the general election and the real hard contest would be the zionist pro-cop, anti-immigrant democrat VS the zionist pro-cop, anti-immigrant republican over who can manage their public appearances best and ignore 80% of registered voters most convincingly.