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Imagine being some groyper who gets off on this shit showing up to an actual Christian church and being like "wtf why are you doing a coat drive for the homeless, those people are d*generate?!"
Christianity is when you're Darth Vader
You jest but I made this before that the selling point for both boomers and zoomers is that Christianity turns you into an epic Sith lord!
Ironically, adult converts convert TO sin. Somehow my non-practicing Catholic ass is offended they’re using part of my culture as part of their supervillain cosplay.
They just wanna larp WH40k in real life and think the Catholic Church is the closest thing to the Imperium
It feels like these mfs are turning into feral humans.
Like wanting to randomly assault people, especially an “other” they consider smaller and weaker than them? So conservative they’re returning to monke.
Tbf the Catholic Church is the closest thing to a modern equivalent of the Imperium, being one of the largest and most strident holdout institutions to preach serfdom (outside of course, the UK and the US themselves, which is what the whole franchise was originally a parody of).
I've heard from Catholic circles that it is a thing that reactionaries join the church hoping to become part of a trad anti-woke community, only to be very disappointed once they find out why the people in the congregation are actually there.
Sort of reminds me of the disconnect between some Westerners who get really into Zen Buddhism or whatever vs. Buddhism as its generally practiced in Asia
"wtf this is just religion"