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Ryanair boss thanks Elon Musk for 'boost' in sales after online row (www.bbc.com)

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Musk has suggested he could buy the budget airline and called O'Leary "insufferable" and "an idiot", after O'Leary rejected the idea of using Musk's Starlink technology to provide wifi on flights.

O'Leary said at the press conference that his team is going to X's office in Dublin to give Musk a free Ryanair ticket to thank him for the "wonderful boost" in publicity he's had.

"If he wants to call me an idiot, he wouldn't be the first, and he certainly won't be the last ... But if it helps to boost Ryanair sales, you could insult me all day, every day."

On the prospect of Musk buying the Irish airline, O'Leary said: "We're a publicly owned company. He's free to [buy shares] at any time, but non-European citizens cannot own a majority of European airlines."

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[–] qupada@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

Assuming the 5% estimate is correct, the back-of-an-envelope math is pretty easy.

Their annual report says 200M passengers in 2024-2025 financial year.

If they wanted to pay off the hardware in 5 years they'd spend a total of €750M on it and additional fuel, potentially being paid by 50M (5% of 1B) passengers, necessitating a minimum €15 charge to break even.

That is before you consider paying interest on a loan for purchasing the hardware, signage (their website says they have 643 planes with a total of 122,941 seats, just printing an information card for each seat back could be a substantial cost), staff training, the cost of the time each plane is out of service for the installation, etc, etc.

Could you try a lower price and hope that more people pay? Sure, but that feels pretty risky, and I'm sure they thought about that too.

Much as I enjoy having WiFi on flights and all, agree with the other posters here that it just ain't adding up.