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I will say, I hadn't heard they were making a HE-MAN movie till now and those clips do make it look like they've just turned the property into Marvel Slop.
Which is just dumb as fuck. HE-MAN was peak 80s fantasy cheese, which is in now, so it'd be best if you hammed it up a bit and had all the costumes look like they were straight off the Conan set. Make an actual miniature of Castle Grayskull with a matte painting of a volcano behind it. Have Castle Rat do the soundtrack.
he-man was an advertisement for dolls
literally
Oh yeah totally. It was peak 80s schlock. So just embrace that. Don't make it into some cheeky ass Marvel thing.
It's already an unoriginal idea. What do you expect from them? They will mine every IP they can in the hopes of another Marvel until they run out of IP.
Sometimes this IP mining pays off if you hand it to someone creative. Like LEGO Movie was actually pretty good. The Guardians of the Galaxy movies were okay. Maybe give it to the guy who made Mandy or something.