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In a late Friday FCC filing, the company mentions deploying a staggering 'one million satellites' in orbits ranging from 500 kilometers to 2,000km.

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[–] FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Surely this will never pan out as every other one of Musk’s promises?

I genuinely don’t understand how they believe a data center in space is a good idea.

[–] troed@fedia.io 18 points 1 week ago

... esp. since they'll need to run at extremely low speeds due to the difficulty in cooling them.

I'm starting to think Musk doesn't understand that "space is cold" won't help here.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Just curious, why wouldn't it be a good idea?

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally the only thing that works for this idea is solar energy and half the RTT because there is no need to route both up from the earth and back down. You can't maintain that, its hard to cool, its expensive to send up there, radiation not good for computers and on and on.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 week ago

"I'm just going to the datacenter to replace a hard drive"

[–] Sineljora@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Kessler syndrome

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

https://youtu.be/d-YcVLq98Ew

Basically there aren't a lot of upsides and plenty of downsides

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

they have been doing it for a while. its probably some stock market scam to make themselves look more valuable.