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Anon finds a glitch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Water doesn't need to boil to dry out.

Obviously it's just losing wetness over time.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How long has Sam Harris been a mermaid?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

Since his dad was the Special Ambassador to Hollywood.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Many hikers pack dehydrated water on long camping trips. Just add water to rehydrate it and drink!

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

I just pack alcoholic drinks cause alcohol is lighter than water.