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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I fucking hate my country now

[–] Ellvix@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, you hated it before, but you hate it now too

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

it sucks because there are parts (state parks and county roads, and anywhere there's good food mostly) that i absolutely love, but i would gamble it for life in one of the countries my ancestors comes from that has decided to open immigration up in a second. i just have to convince my wife and scrounge up the money.

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

State parks that now hand you a fucking glamour shot of a pedophile as a ticket and bar you from defacing it while that selfsame pedophile sells the oiliest parts of said nature to the highest bidder.