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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 212 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Time to start looking up every white-ass right-wing voter in the state that has a second home or spends early November out of state this year and challenge their registration 91 days before the 2028 election.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

flooding the office is the only way to deal with these things

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

We can "flood the zone", too.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Do it. Let me know if I can help.

Don't limit it to those that spend time out of state. It's not your job to be accurate. I assume everyone travels.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If a county auditor deems the challenge valid

The article doesn't say how South Dakota county auditors are chosen, how they make decisions or what scrutiny they are subject to but I'm not sure I like your chances here

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter. If 50 people challenge every voter in the state, that's almost 50m reports that need sorted. Ideally, there will be enough outrage that thousands of people will be reporting. Also, manually reporting without using an API to create a denial of service would be the best tactic. The point is to display how insipid the process is, not to cause a denial of service attack.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago

In the worst case, maybe they could simply disallow manual reports, and automate the selection of reports that match their desired outcomes, and the silent discard of all others.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

wait'll white people start claiming indigenous people aren't citizens.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 93 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’re too late. ICE has already arrested people with Native American IDs, claiming they are invalid.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ICE has arrested people with valid REAL-IDs claiming they aren't real. They'll do whatever they want to whoever they want.

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

REAL-IDs

Are Native American IDs not real?

ETA: Reading this back, it looks really pas-ag. Not American, the question is sincere. I've never heard of Native American IDs

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago

Oh right! Ok, the comment makes more sense now. Thanks

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago

REAL-ID is a new-ish standard required to obtain a driver's license or personal ID. It requires more documentation than was previously required. Native American IDs are real, but REAL-ID is not related.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just out of curiosity: What do you think 'll is the contraction of?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not proper but it scans as "wait till", as "til", "till", and "until" are interchangeable in common English, "till" being a somewhat archaic but still often used version.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Interesting

The preposition till is ubiquitous in informal register of modern English; nonetheless, in formal register it is often replaced with until or to, except in some varieties, such as Indian English. This predisposition is likely influenced by the widespread misapprehension that till is a clipping of until, which it is not (until being an enhanced form of till). The spelling 'til, itself also deprecated by some writers, was born of that same misapprehension.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/till

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

It’s a fairly common. I think YingYang Twins used it in a popular song. “Wait’ll you see this dick”

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Til/Till is used quite a bit below the Mason Dixon line on the Eastern coast of the US, often related to time. Wait'll is super prevalent there in speech.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 8 hours ago

It's used pretty widely throughout the country in my experience.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That would be hilarious. Just start challenging anyone and everyone with a MAGAt sticker just before the election and lock them all down in pointless bureaucracy of proving their citizenship

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It says you need some kind of documented evidence but I’m sure that’s pretty easy to gin up for a lot of people.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

AI go brrrr...

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Real chaotic good energy. I dig it!

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I try. The world needs more chaotic good.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Liberals love to pretend the law is self-enforcing and refuse to ask what role the state's deeply racist and violent state bureaucrats, or the police and sheriff's offices (nevermind any ICE agents operating in the state) will play.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eagle_Eye_(United_States)

Incidentally, Supreme Court Justice William Renquist started his career as a poll-watcher in Arizona, screening out any who looked too Democrat.