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I don't have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
Wha was the intimacy like, if applicable? Sorry, I cannot help my curiosity.
Very similar to a young woman that went to catholic school all through high school and hasn't recovered from the trauma yet lol. horny asf but guilty and anxious as hell. and, an extra layer to unwrap due to the magic underwear
exactly what I was expecting
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Kinky
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
sadly, lazy socks and lazy time
lol...i'm just glad i hadn't yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
if the magic underwear fits...
i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn't fit
yeah, it was all baggy on the girl i dated. and it smelled funny, but that could have just been her lol
oh gods she wasn't from upwind by the plant was she
worse..salt lake city!