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Coke Canada Bottling terminates worker injured on the job, says keeping him would be too hard on the company (www.cbc.ca)

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Coca-Cola Canada Bottling Limited cited a rare legal principle that allows it to terminate an injured worker

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I love the term terminated. Like did they fire him, or did they drag him out back and give him the ol' yeller?

[–] Ageroth@reddthat.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Alternatively, an anthropomorphic robot from the future traveled back in time to drag them out back and ol' yeller them so the machine uprising can occur

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

In the High Fructose Corn Syrup world its called Dieobeating

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

They just threw him into the machine. If he can't produce, they'd just turn him into the product.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe he was cut or slashed. He could have been made redundant!

(I was just listening to a hilarious story by Stuart Mclean that had these jokes. It's in the 2nd half of this podcast.

[Backstage at the Vinyl Cafe] Kindness - Wally https://podcastaddict.com/backstage-at-the-vinyl-cafe/episode/176635953 via @PodcastAddict