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[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (5 children)

God, he's not even attractive. I don't know what he's done to his face but there's something off.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't know what he's done to his face but there's something off.

He smashes his chin with a hammer for some DIY plastic surgery. No, I'm not joking.

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Horrific. There are people who look similar to him naturally who are incredibly attractive, he just looks like an alien.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the eyes

That's a cat-strangler's stare

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago
[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

glorp: Am I a joke to you?

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Swallowing my head, this is what happens when you try bonesmashing instead of taking the volcel oath and Shahedmaxxing

[–] RuthBaderGonesburg@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Eh he’s good looking but nothing special. Good chunk of the guys at my local planet fitness are better looking, and they didn’t spend thousands in plastic surgery or smash their face with a hammer.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

His face looks good but he’s plucked his eyebrows all fucked up. Two perfect rectangles like Frank Grimes

[–] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Isn't that, specifically, his whole problem though? That he must looksmaxx because he isn't attractive by default.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

His whole problem is intense insecurity and self-objectification, or at least that's what is was before and now it's probably just that he's a drug-addled fascist whose brain is so rotten from the internet he makes me look normal.

(I'm not saying the meth makes him fascist, but that his absurd "stack" of legal and illegal drugs is probably seriously doing a number on him both physically and mentally. How that connects to his politics, if at all, is hard to say, it's just clearly bad for him regardless.)

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't really know enough about it to say honestly. Seems a bit weird that the posterboy for looksmaxxing isn't even good looking himself. He's like a facsimile of good looking. (Although I acknowledge it's not really fair to judge him based on a mugshot.)

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

It's the hammering to the face he does to himself