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What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia? (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[-] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago

(I know this is probably impossible, but it would be so funny)

Tell a knock knock joke, but only the first part. Don't reveal the punchline, just pass out. So they work extra hard to keep you alive, because only then will they hear the punchline.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 22 points 9 months ago

They won’t either way. You’ll wake up in a hospital room terribly confused and barely able to move. Most of the operating staff will not see you then.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

It will eat them FOREVER

[-] ours@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

The first words are likely "thirsty".

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I endorse this one.

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023

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