Knock knock, open up the Dayquil, it's real.

With th' non stop, pop-pop of its a hallucination

Sir, I wish to inform you that you have been selected in an unclear process by a black clothed man in the style of a rapper who has recieved the given name of "X." A result of being selected in this process; the man known as "X" has a plan which he will soon execute in which he will decide to distribute something that is of an unknown quantity or nature but is likely to be dangerous to yourself.