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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

Noah seemed like a chill dude. Man liked his drink, for sure. Loved animals...

[-] 768@sh.itjust.works 38 points 8 months ago

Noah would've been a genocide-complicit, doomsday cult prepper, similar to those who build private libertarian cities on the ocean or some planet as a climate adaptation strategy.

[-] Jaded@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 8 months ago

Noah brought along mosquitos, the guy is filled with hate

[-] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

Not sure he could have kept them off the boat.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he only brought 2 of everything. Including mosquitoes, flies, tardigrades, etc. Everything else died.

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he brought seven pairs of clean animals and birds (Gen 7:2-3).

[-] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah, not sure if you’re intending to be combative, but not every Christian believes that flood narrative is literal historical account.

I was just being a little silly.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I was just joshing

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

Noah was the original Joe Exotic, except with every single exotic pet in existence

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

Wasn't he the one that banged his daughters? Idk there was a few of those types in the bible.

[-] SlikPikker@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Lot.

And actually, to be "fair" to him, his daughters raped him.

As written it's not strictly his fault. Even if his parenting skills clearly lack.

[-] brisk@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

As written the only person who could have communicated that story is Lot himself. Coming out of the desert with only your two daughters and two babies seems like it might be good motivation to embellish

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