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Just wow.

Also dudes talking about the market, which isn't the same as capitalism afaik.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

If you have a Flowbee you can cut your own hair.

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The testimonials are everything I hoped for.

Hello, Hope that you are doing excellent, just thought you might appreciate this note here. I purchased this Flowbee I know definitely more than 20 years ago..maybe 25! I used this here the other day and finished my haircut and then usually after every use I turn it on and spray the blades into the unit with some WD-40. When I went to turn it on to do this…….nothing…….it finally gave out and would not turn back on…..is there a lifetime guarantee on these for replacement?? ~~~~~~just joking~~~~~~ With the quality the way it is with most products these days this unit is an ICON…………Needless to say I will be purchasing a new one! Hope it lasts al long as this one did…………….Not Sure but maybe the lubrication after each use prolonged the life. I can only imagine how much money I have save with haircuts!!….and the thing I have always like the best…. is that I cut my hair how.. I.. want it to be and able to be consistent with the spacers each time. Can I get free shipping on the new one for being such a loyal user??….Never know till you ask……………………. Feel free to use this testimonial. SCOTT

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Why...do...boomers...type...like...this?

[–] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I always though that this was a Wayne's World original joke. TIL, it existed before Wayne's World did.

[–] NoLeftLeftWhereILive@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

The music in the marketing video is just incredible, reminds me of totally different sorts of movies circa 80s - 90s.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

You can cut your hair with just a bathroom mirror and a dull set of scissors if you're serious about it.