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Anon learns to love the bath bomb
(sh.itjust.works)
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Kids are great. Mine spend 5-10 minutes refusing to do a two minute task.
Kind of like how I spend three or four days avoiding a ten minute phone call.
I am currently on month 6 of not calling the dentist about a painful tooth
Not the flex you think it is lol
Seriously, get your teeth fixed. It’s such a huge impact on your quality of life, especially later in life when that damage really starts to affect your eating habits or self confidence
I wouldn't call it a flex. But sometimes openly admitting something even to strangers on the Internet can offer some ownership of the situation and start someone headed the right direction.
Yeah I was mostly joking. With a bit of good advice sprinkled on top
Not to mention, you could literally fucking die from a tooth infection if left untreated.
And miss out on all this!? *gestures wildly at everything*
It doesn't seem like they were trying to flex
Broke a tooth on a pizza crust once.. 5 years later it abscessed and I had to have emergency surgery to have it removed.
Fun times :/
If you broke your tooth on a pizza crust, there was definitely something wrong with that pizza!
I'm just waiting Americans to come in and tell that actually that's just Houston style pizza or some shit and it's supposed to be like that (also it's a cube, don't worry about it)
Houston lobbied for the FDA to permit the addition of glass shards to pizza dough as a bulking agent. What doesn't kill your teeth and internal organs can only make you stronger!
Haven't eaten there since... Can't afford the medical bills. Haha
That sounds awful. I hope you get your teeth sorted out. Somehow.
Fuck me i think I'm on my way to living the pain you had to endure... Maybe I can get another few years like you... maybe
dude, i feel you. going to the dentist sucks so much i sometimes will just deal with a painful face instead.
"dinner is ready in two minutes"
Two minutes later, dinner ready
"but I just started a new game!"
🙄
Don't accept that lol
"Why did you do that when you knew dinner was going to be ready in two minutes?"
"dunno"
:/
Too bad, you either quit that game right now or no videogame/computer for you for the next 2 days.
4 days... I've been avoiding some phone calls for straight up 3 years now, the people probably think im dead.
problem solved?
Eh basically... They wanted something from me, left a invoice that i should call back...
I just don't wanna do it...