whoa heckin' wholesome r/UpliftingNews am i right 
only in this epic Land of Freedom™ could such a blessed thing happen. if this was Bad Country, those children would still be in debt for needing to eat lunch at school.
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I'm sorry but what the Kentucky fried fuck is 'lunch debt'
In America there's no such thing as a free lunch
A lot of deranged people see that as virtuous.
We didn't have that when I was a kid. I just didn't get to eat lunch some days.
You didn't deserve it obviously. Back to the slave pits!
In America if schoolchildren cannot afford their food at school they go into debt for it and they/their family owes the school debt now.
Yes you read that right, children in debt for food.
Which makes sense cause the kids aren't in the mines getting coal how else they gonna eat
FOR FUCKS SAKE