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this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2024
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It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Lol, lmao.
I am asymmetric information warfare, will some please by my failed lemmy experiment 🥺
wtf there's a hexbear outreach program and yet I have not been contacted
edit: to clarify these are all different comments
Dog what do they think this is, it's a reddit clone dumbass, get a grip
They're still in their "posting shit on a friendly forum where everyone agrees with you is internet activism" stage of internet activism
Getting owned for my occasional bad takes has, oddly enough, improved my shrex life.
Which, I would like to point out, is not my sex life. It's the romance one experiences from only watching Prestige Shrek^1^.
^1^ Shrek 2 on loop 24/7.
B-b-but this is what hexbear is for me lol
That's fine, the distinction is (ideally) you don't think you are building your 0.0001% of communism by doing it
Lol yeah I have literally zero illusions that posting leads to any material changes. I just enjoy chatting with my comrades.
Deeply unserious people
Whenever a tankie says someone's deeply unserious they're actually saying they want to kill that person
I mean...
Sometimes...
Everyone on there posts in this insufferable overly dramatic lib tone, it's the worst.
Reddit was/is an asymmetric information warfare platform wielded by the feds.
Oh my god these people make me laugh so much. It's just posting and yet they think they're part of some grand global movement to spread liberalism or defeat Russia or whatever.
It's just a forum lmao. these people are no better than Qanon Facebook groups calling themselves digital soldiers
What tankies consider core tech in tankieland: High speed rail, quantum computers, EVs, railguns, solar panel factories...
Actual Real World Incredibly Important Core Technologies: A reddit clone.
also classic libs taking credit/ownership of shit built by communists
Then fork the server dorks. No one's telling you to stay.
My stalin posting friends, if you post the gigachad xi image, I WILL upbear you
Suck off a liberal...
Okay
These peoples are so terminally liberal that they are unironically convinced that there is some secret Hexbear tankie conspiracy to take over the fediverse meanwhile in actuality we are just making posts about our opinions and interests and arguing about them with others the same as they are, our content is just ideologically different from theirs is all.
aka, people disagreeing with me on the internet
It's asymmetric because I'm wrong and that's unfair