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It’s not equality, her outfit doesn’t have pockets.
What're you talking about? This is totally accurate. Han always wore a crop top!
Look, it's in space. It was long, long ago in a galaxy far away. You just can't see the pockets, they're space pockets, much cooler than regular pockets.
I think there's something in the princes bride and the time period being after the invention of jeans but before the invention of pockets
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I mean, nor does his. It's more equal than the original in this sense.
In the future, you don’t need pockets. You cram your credit token under your ballsack.
He's got the ol' prison pocket in his though.
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Here's an idea: what if they were both slutty?
User name checks out
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Truly, a requiem for a dreamer.
Now you're onto something!
You know? That is not bad at all. Not bad at all. Why not? Why not the parallel universe version? Maybe they could use the chance to fix the dumpster fire the prequels were as well and perhaps even go along with Darth Jar-Jar.
My (new) hope is that in the parallel universe version they didn't do the special edition re-releases and kept in the original Mos Eisley Cantina scene.
Remember friends, Hana shot first!
Han shot only. Greedo never got a shot off, Han straight up ended him in cold blood.
Lest we forget, Greedo pointed a gun at him first, Han literally defended himself from a threat of lethal force. Jabba wanted Han dead or alive, and Greedo makes it clear he'd look forward to shooting.
It's part of why the edit is so galling, honestly, it was already justified.
Isn't there a team doing an effort to "remaster" the originals and remove all the added digital garbage?
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Darth Jar Jar. Big missed opportunity.
"But the audiences, the opinion panels, the surveys"
It was a Starwars movie, it was a guaranteed success at the box. The viewers can handle a little disappointment for a better story.
I could handle a non sensical character for a long stretch if at the peak of my rage that character became a such pivotal one, with a twist so unexpected and deep applied to it, it forced me to go back and review the entire story with new eyes.
Balenciaga lofi techno intensifies
Why is crop top Han at Oktoberfest?
Thomas Hayden Church that's some midriff.
He should have to wear the bra, too
Either way works for me. I just want to see more of that loin cloth
Pasties!
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We already got here
Hot. Do more.
I am interested in this story.
Where’s his mankini? I don’t remember Leia walking around topless.
10/10 would shoot first.
This better not awaken anything in me. . .
Go on...
ngl this looks fresh on the eggs
I'm not sure whether whoever made this is aware that the skimpy outfit wasn't something Leia chose to wear, this was. Now I don't mind canon-bending Jabba the Hutt into being gay or bi but "equality is when slave outfit" nah I'll pass.
In the movie universe it was a creepy evil guy who made her wear the slave outfit, and doesn't make sense to get mad at a fictional character. In real life the people making the movie decide what outfits people wear, and we're allowed to have opinions about that.
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The Star Wars movie I really wanted.
Should have been Luke, not Solo though...
Jen Solo and Prince Leo
W O U L D
Still hot (the chick is cute too)
Not gonna lie. I’d watch this movie.
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