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Drive into anything (i.imgflip.com)
submitted 7 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 110 points 7 months ago

The white Escalade at the end was so perfectly timed.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago

You're a bad person...

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Easy there Satan

[-] Optomistic@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Goddamnit. Take my angry upvote. You son of a bitch, well done.

[-] Mamertine@lemmy.world 75 points 7 months ago

I love that there's just an endless supply of Escalades exiting the freeway.

[-] jayemar@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure the drivers waiting for the light to change love it

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 17 points 7 months ago

Getting stuck at a slow-strobing green waiting for the train of clones to pass by is easily the worst part of driving.

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago

In Utah people try to bypass the warning lights and get killed by trains every day here. Some people try to 'drive around' the oncoming train if you can believe that. Yes, Utahns really are that stupid.

[-] BigMoe@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

Yep, can verify. I live in Utah too, and that’s not all. Go to Utah county if you want to be constantly tailgated (no matter how fast you go), and Ogden is great if you love j walking (lived in inner city Ogden for years and it’s like a past time or something). Ogden is the only place I’ve been where I have sat at a red light and as soon as it turned green someone started walking across the street in front of me…someone she had been standing at he light. It’s happened to me twice, both times in Ogden.

Utah has some pretty good roads, but not the best drivers (I may or may not be included in that)

[-] lars 1 points 7 months ago

My cousin in Salt Lake would complain about the slower, bigger, and more full of kids in the SUV, the more likely they are to stay in the passing lane.

The Utah County part strikes me as odd. They’re like my go-to mnemonic/metonym when I want to imagine a US county that values non-individialism and social cohesion no matter the emotional cost. Maybe they value social cohesion and bumper-to-bumper cohesion equally. Hmm.

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social -1 points 7 months ago

That's true in Salt lake also, constantly tailgated even though I go about 5 miles faster than the speed limit. I realize to a Utahn that's intolerably slow, but what really is irksome is that they are too stupid to understand the peril of tailgating someone like me, who is prone to slamming on the brakes just to see if they go flying through their own windshield.

As soon as they started putting TRAX (our public train transport) into place, my prediction was Utahns would be too dumb to get out of the way of the trains. And every day there's another story about a person who got run down by a Trax train because they ignored the warning lights or just didn't look to see if a train was barreling down on them.

But you're more lucky than I, I don't think I've ever seen a 'good' driver anywhere in Utah.

[-] Lag@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I read that as throbbing green, which I support.

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

They don't call him the green giant for no reason.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

All we know for sure is there's more than 1. The previous one could be driving very very fast to get back up there and repeat.

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 49 points 7 months ago

Aah, dangit! My lemmy client doesn't have a progress bar for videos and I kept watching it wondering what the fuck is happening

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 25 points 7 months ago

That left front wheel… ooof

[-] db2@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

And it was like that the whole way which means it's likely why flying down an embankment happened in the first place.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Yeah all told the driver and the car did great. Good job to luck showing up as well

[-] june@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Yep, looks like it was already fucked before going off the road up above.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

To me it looks like the wheel was dragged by the ground on the way down, and only after the jump in the end it got shaped like a nope

Edit: rewatching it makes me uncertain, though. Maybe the original is the only way to be sure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 7 months ago

OMG they just keep coming!

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Love how the police truck could totally do it at the end. Hope all those guys got busted!

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

You monster....well played

[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 17 points 7 months ago

What are the odds that 45 similar SUVs crash in the same way? That road must be a deathtrap.

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago

Was this filmed in Utah? Because this stupid dangerous stunt is the kind of thing a Utah driver would do without any care for anyone else on the road.

[-] DracolaAdil@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago

Nope. Regina, Saskatchewan.

Yes, I know what joke you are going to make...come on get it out of your system. I'll wait.

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago
[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In canadian, "regina" is pronounced like "vagina". Saskatchewan, everybody.

[-] Candybar121@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

hehehehe you said "Saskatchewan"

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago

Can we blame newfies for it?

[-] DracolaAdil@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago

Hey, at least we aren't as bad as Alberta.

Oh yeah, I went there!

[-] lars 1 points 7 months ago

newfies

Is this Canadian for non-Canadian speaker or something? And does it rhyme with aboot or with mangina?

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

Newfoundland is like Canada’s Florida

[-] lars 1 points 7 months ago
[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 1 points 7 months ago

Might help to look up pronunciation

[-] bitwolf@lemmy.one 1 points 7 months ago

I see stuff like this in Austin also, whenever traffic gets bad, they drive off into the grass to switch roads.

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 5 points 7 months ago

Reddit: Drive into anything (mostly the ground)

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