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Bug Thread (programming.dev)

submitted 6 months ago by mac@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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After some account issues, we've added 6 new people from the beach house rental website support forum

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[-] FMT99@lemmy.world 119 points 6 months ago

They missed "oh nevermind, I fixed it" without explaining how or ever commenting again.

[-] porgamrer@programming.dev 95 points 6 months ago

Also somewhere in the middle:

"There's been no report of this for a while so we're marking it resolved."

[-] ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

Developer1: @developer2: could you take a look, I know u know stuff about this.

Developer2: can’t reproduce. Might be able to if I get the app logs in trace level, the blood of 3 dragons and a signed autograph of Michael Jordan’s third hello world program.

User1: here are some other unrelated logs at info level only and nothing else.

Git bot: clozed y’all.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

No contava con tu astúcia

[-] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 6 months ago

But if anyone tries to open a new thread on the issue it gets marked as a duplicate and removed

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Or the "How dare you zombie a post this old!?"

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 31 points 6 months ago

Here is a fix

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

That person isn't welcome on the beach house.

[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

That person isn’t welcome on the ~~beach house~~ planet.

FTFY

[-] TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 months ago

That was Denvercoder9...

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 12 points 5 months ago

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

<mod> marked this as resolved 3 months after last comment

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Someone fixed it in ." with being only remotely similiar and the "fix" not being available since 10 years anymore.

edit: hey, they fixed the bracket bug in Lemmy?!

[-] neurospice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 104 points 6 months ago

Gets linked to a reddit post with someone having the exact same bug as me.

Comment 1: This comment has been deleted because of Reddit's api change, here is a link to lemmy lol

OP replying: OMG THIS FIXED IT THANKS!!

[-] wahming@monyet.cc 32 points 6 months ago

Sorry not sorry

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 30 points 6 months ago

Try https://archive.org/web/

[-] jherazob@beehaw.org 8 points 5 months ago

As one of the very likely commenters that falls into this i'm sorry, but fuck the reddit administration, i left them nothing. Hopefully you might find an archived version of the answer.

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 6 points 5 months ago

That's why I whitelisted the comment editing from subreddits where it might be helpful. Even r/linuxmemes, I left some helpful comments there too.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 66 points 5 months ago

I’m actually part of a email chain that randomly got created because of a bug on GitHub that created an issue out of nowhere.

Every year for the past decade or so folks pop up, say hi, talk about life, etc.

We’ve celebrated birthdays, graduations, marriages and births and talked about job losses and even death of loved ones.

Thanks random GitHub bug.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

https://xkcd.com/1305

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

I thought I had read every xkcd there is. That was beautiful!

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

Damn that last panel hits hard lol

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 59 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"So, how did you two meet?"

"He spent 2 years on a linux support forum helping me fix and nVidia driver issue. we've been married for 6 years this March."

[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 55 points 5 months ago

How did you fix it?

"We didn't, but at some point he started spending more time at my house trying to diagnose the problem than he did at his own place. Eventually we just decided to move in together"

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

This Arch

[-] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Edit: Nvm, figured it out

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Haha my first thought

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

Nothing like receiving a GitHub email with a page of traceback cuz someone replied to an issue thread. It looks like they're running anaconda on windows. And their problem is probably something else. Oh gosh, why did I waste my brain looking into this traceback? But sure this was very relevant to the discussion.