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NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO, DON'T!!!
(sh.itjust.works)
Alexa, how do I delete someone else's post?
It's a terrible day to have eyes
Let's hope this kid doesn't break his arms when he's older
There was a story about that
I'm gonna need an elaboration. What?
Reddit post about a dude who broke his arms and ended up blowing loads in his mom.
Hah okay yeah I remember that thread now. That was... 12 years ago?? Time flies.
what? what kind of fucked up shit is that?
Verified by the mods too
(Not even joking. Seek it out if you dare)
The guy’s dad would very enthusiastically take his sloppy seconds after he creampied his mom.
Weird take i know, but this is surely an evolutionary advantage, because it incentivizes mothers to feed their children lmao
Idk most mothers I know just don't want their babies to die. Even without sexual stimulation
Almost as if we have this overwhelming programming to keep our children alive at all costs... curious that.
Even if we have to cum in order to do it.
We don't have to but it makes having the kids more enjoyable
It's nature's failsafe 🤷.
"daaaad, mom is horny again! why does it always have to be me to suck her tits? THIS IS WHY I SUCK COCK, FOR SPITE! fucking weirdos." -a 20something kid
lol 🤣🤣🤣
My dad used to do this to me too
Your dad was one hell of a guy 💪.
I'm a sick piece of shit but even this is too much for me.
Pedophilia but in a form someone thinks is ok to post in their social media.
wtf
Oh cool are we posting decade old content to scare ourselves?
"you couldn't waterboard this out of me"
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024
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