They're both pedal to the metal, just fighting over the wheel to decide which cliff we're going to fly off of
And if you vote for me again I might consider introducing pre-compromised legislation to let off the gas a little 
Liberals: "Even if both parties are terrible, the minute differences are actually extremely important and materially affect people."
Leftists: "So then you'll critically support [state fighting Western imperialism]?"
Liberals: "No, both sides bad."
The Trolley Problem, both tracks have the same # of people tied to them, but one has Biden campaign posters covering up the people so you don't have to watch them get crushed.
More accurately you still watch them get crushed but then a liberal pops out to explain to you why if you think it's bad you just don't understand how politics works and you're also secretly a republican and besides they didn't cocndemn hamas so they deserved it and also so do you for criticizing Biden.
Both tracks have the same number of people, but the train goes faster in one of the tracks (the trump track). The switch says vote. Someone photoshop it
So sick of sparkling decline I want some real decline from the decline region of america.
Decline
Declinè
Vote Biden, or else Drumpf will bring the Israel's genocide home!
This is all for show. True power lies in the office of the parliamentarian.
Regular pace vs fast pace?
I dunno a Biden might be the real accelerationistv candidate
don't make me want to vote
FWIW, things have likely been sucky ever since Bush, but growing up just made me realize the cracks in 
slow-burn psychological horror vs fast-paced high stakes slasher flick (you still end up horribly mutiliated in some way by the end of both)
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