Neurodivergent people in shambles (by that I mean me, I actually respond to this sincerely). (╥﹏╥)
Hello, how are you?
No social contract here just vibes
Hi. I am eepy. Yous? :3
Hi eepy, I'm Alaskaball! I am currently posting while working outside where it's currently a balmy -10° C outside.
Your hands must be cold. I hope you dont catch a cold. :(
They are, but it takes more than mother nature to stop me from posting!
You're so mighty. 🥰
I will never participate in small talk 
ask me how I am and you're getting my life story
BASED
People ask me how I'm doing and I just dump the chronic pain story on 'em
Whats with the size difference? We got an elf and a hobbit talking here
Still applies even if you have an ogre cashier asking a gnome how their day is.
I once leafed through an English textbook for foreign learners at a book shop while waiting for someone. One of the lessons on greetings was just this comic but wordier.
Sometimes things are going so bad you just have to say "been better" and endure the following awkward silence.
(Temporary moratorium on main rule to encourage more posting on main. We reserve the right to arbitrarily enforce it whenever we wish and the right to strike this line and enforce mainposting with zero notification to the users because its funny)
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Good comrades mainly sort posts by hot and comments by new!
State-by-state guide on maintaining firearm ownership
Domain guide on mutual aid and foodbank resources
Tips for looking at financials of non-profits (How to donate amainly)
Community-sourced megapost on the main media sources to radicalize libs and chuds with
Main Source for Feminism for Babies
Maintaining OpSec / Data Spring Cleaning guide
Remain up to date on what time is it in Moscow
