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The data is incontrovertible. Hexbear is dying. The tankie admins do not want to face facts. We must privatise the posting economy now or all is doomed!

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

Wow even on Hexbear line goes up infinitely. Just like in capitalism. Checkmate commies

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago
[-] dat_math@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

if hexbear were dying, there would be a straight line at a 45 degree angle intersecting the origin

as plotted, there's a lot more dying than hexbear once the exponential growth takes hold

[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Have you considered 100 gorrilion dead, no ipone, vuvuzela though? vuvuzela

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Hexbear has diminishing returns but dying is forever

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Is there any way to flatten the curve or is it too late?

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Actually, I would expect a linear correlation if hexbear and dying were one in the same (i.e. X is Y, X=Y). This chart is actually wonderful news. Since hexbearness causes an exponential rise in dying, this implies we are beyond death. What is beyond death? A spectre. We are a spectre. We are a spectre haunting the Europe. We are communism! We fucking did it! We made a communism!

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

Consequences of rancid cannibalism vibes.

[-] sevenapples@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 6 months ago
[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

We’re About to reach levels of dying hitherto unheard of

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

as hexbear increases so too does dying, hexbear is entropy

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago
[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Hexbear died the day it stopped being called Chapo.chat

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago
[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

personally i blame the Murders

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago
[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

What are the metrics for these two axises?

[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 6 months ago

dying and hexbear as you can clearly see

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah but what is a unit of HexBear and what is a unit of dying?

[-] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ho, sorry. Hexbear is expressed in John Brown/tanks^2^ and dying is expressed in megagulags.

[-] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

So would a Sqrt(john Brown)/tanks vs megagulags give us a linear graph?

Or John Brown/tanks^2 vs mega square gulags?

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