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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago

Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

It's nearly impossible to shit your pants. Don't believe me? Try it for yourself!

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 19 points 3 months ago

I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.

[-] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Jesus Christ you are posting Shitpost in a Shitpost community, well done!

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I tried to shit my pants but couldn't. Guess I'm a big fat dumbass

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[-] nifty@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

You don't have a nude version of that by chance do you?

It's not for a friend, it's for me.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Sorry to disappoint but I am sure a gen AI model can help with that!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'm attracted to Zoidberg not AI models.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

some of them are uncensored

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

ugh this app is becoming unusable

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I used to comment here to get some of that sweet linux femboy bussy.

I still do, but I used to as well.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 3 months ago

Thank you for your input uhh 🧐 SatansMagottyCumFart

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

thats a noble goal, carry on noble gentlesir

[-] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[-] s_s@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Who shit my pants?

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 68 points 3 months ago

I like how the second guy has more upvotes.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

He's right, why wouldn't he

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 34 points 3 months ago

That would only happen on Reddit, right!? Wait...

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 60 points 3 months ago

Instructions unclear, I have shit myself.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

pid and chit.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

You have to try to shit yourself?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

You think you’re better than me because you shit yourself without thinking about it? I will out-shit you any day of the week, bud.

I challenge you to a shit-off.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 13 points 3 months ago
[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago
[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

I prefer lemmitard thanks

[-] go_go_gadget@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Worse than those damn 9gaggers

[-] Izzgo@kbin.social 2 points 3 months ago

classic trolling

this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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