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[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 70 points 4 months ago

Wait, I though this was how hexbear worked. Are you telling me you freaks are real people?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 49 points 4 months ago

what an odd thing for a figment of my imagination to say clueless

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

beep boop I am a disinformation troll bot, please insert Putin Bucks

[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 55 points 4 months ago
[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

Gotta keep the tankies out

[-] LaForgeRayBans@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago

Thats a data harvesting operation if I ever seen one.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

You have an incoming message.

They accept.

Hey! It's me, Palmsy. Wanna Live Riskay as I like to say? You could post a nude. Nobody's gonna see it.

The [Riskay] button continues to blink and shake a little and there's the tiniest lens flare over and over. It's like a discoball rattlesnake in the sun.

[-] xia 38 points 4 months ago

Dead internet theory... now self-hostable.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

The likes are fake, but the psychological validation is real doomjak

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Man made horrors beyond our comprehension

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

what level of alienation is this

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

I can't believe my grandma liked my post with over 1487 N words in a row.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

I would be shocked if mine didn't

[-] dayna@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 4 months ago

I tried this. It was really nice. I’m am constantly shocked by how purposefully cruel people are everywhere I interact with them. Having pretend interactions with people where they are nice to me is better than the real thing.

I am autistic and don’t even identify as human, so your experience is probably way different from mine.

[-] dayna@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 4 months ago

I’ve been posting about how adorable rats are and no one has told me yet that they are disgusting and should be exterminated. It’s nice.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago
[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

I like watching the big ones hanging out near train tracks when it rains. Just doing their thing getting fat on all the snack crumbs lying around.

[-] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Using this as an opportunity to plug the Rat Movie and Rat Movie 2

[-] dayna@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Rats rats were the rats celebrate another one a birthday bash

[-] Maaj@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

don’t even identify as human

Some validation that I didn't know that I needed, much appreciated.

[-] Faresh@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

don’t even identify as human

Huh. I felt like that a year ago. Since I didn't find anything on the internet about that, I thought I was alone with that feeling. Now I feel, above everything else, human. Probably because I no longer ponder over the things that made me like that and because I noticed that I am unable to put myself in any category or group and that the only thing that defines me from everything else in the world is that I am human (though I imagine that these same thoughts were part of what led me to the opposite conclusion a year ago).

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

Yeah my therapist prescribed me Palmsy and the Feds are making me take it it’s fucking bullshit lucky for me I got a burner phone to shitpost anyway

[-] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

This just feels like those fake bus stops they put next to car facilities with lots of Alzheimer's patients

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

a more advanced version of this def gonna be given to elderly millennials in 2060.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

this is just what i need to up my posting prowess before i get turnt loose on all you animals.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Tim and Eric The Innernette skit but it's keeping all the bluechecks on twitter in their own echo chamber.

[-] Teng@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago

What a nice idea

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

I’d start rage-arguing with an AI bot about why Winston Churchill should not be honored.

this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2024
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