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Genuine question tho

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[-] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It originated on the Chapo Trap House podcast (e.g. in the thumbnail of this video). Not sure when the earliest use of it was, but it was at least early 2019 from a quick search through Will's twitter. It refers to how Trump's photos show, or at least used to show, him as slightly moist, damp, or sweaty. A slight sheen of water seemed to be on him at all times, like some fucked up amphibian. Compare this to the eternal dryness of other politicians like Biden.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

like some fucked up amphibian

HOW DARE YOU.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

He's damp, dank, and dripping. He's soggy, he's gushing, and he's moist. He's dewy, he's soaked, he's sopping.

He's irriguous, he's saturated, he's clammy.

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

I hadn't considered how irriguous he was

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago
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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

absolutely drenched

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Faith No More - Epic

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

look at him, he's constantly dripping

trump-drenched

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

He's a sweaty mother fucker

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

He's such a soggy-bottomed bastard that Cap'n Crunch has a vendetta against him

[-] assyrian@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

what's the ploblem?

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

he is very big and very wet

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