Meanwhile in Burgerland (hexbear.net)

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[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

let the children open carry, cowards

[-] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

an armed school is a polite school

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 37 points 2 months ago

Any bet what's going to happen first?

Teacher kills another teacher.

Teacher kills a student.

Student steal the gun and kill the teacher.

Student steal the gun and kill another student.

Place your bets.

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Teacher shoots self

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Chud teacher brings a hair trigger colt 45 to school

A light breeze causes the gun to fire

Other teachers hear gunshots and return fire in roughly the direction the sound came from

School officer hears gunshots and hides

5 dead, 13 injured, school officer promoted to FBI

Greatest country on earth

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Very realistic.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Teacher leaves the gun in a bathroom, student finds it and is shot by school resource officer while on the way to turn it in

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 months ago

Student steal the gun and kill another student.

Would say this is the most likely situation. This just sounds like they're trying to make access to weapons as convenient as possible for school shooters.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Student steals gun and kills teacher and student(s) for $500, Bob!

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Surprised these people with their mouthy, shitty kids are okay with this, considering how little they pay teachers.

Maybe this is their way of getting a very late-term abortion?

[-] Sphere@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

This is definitely gonna work out real well, I'm sure

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Got a building full of hundreds of immature, 25% brain developed humans with incredibly poor ethical and moral judgment skills? Well just stick some easy-to-use death machines in there with 'em! We're very confident that'll work out well.

::: spoiler optional punchline

But that's enough talk about bourgeois lawmakers! Let's talk about the school thing.

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

More freedumb sir 🫡

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Weak shit, there should be racks with shotguns and battleaxes in every corridor.

[-] whatup@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I feel like conservatives want more school shootings to happen so that they can have an excuse to amp up mass incarceration to new highs. They need more prison slaves to work for all the failing businesses that don’t wanna pay a livable wage.