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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 213 points 7 months ago

if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 79 points 7 months ago

Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 76 points 7 months ago

Once a cobra bit elon's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.

[-] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 7 months ago

Elon doesn't buy honey, he chews out workers.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 36 points 7 months ago

If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.

[-] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 months ago

I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.

[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

This is my new favorite insult.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 103 points 7 months ago

I'm glad almost no one calls him a genius anymore.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago

Only the same people who call Trump a genius do now.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Just guessing that both geniuses sniff the same stuff. They seem to get same kind of shitfits.

[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

My parents still do. They can't fathom that a billionaire could be anything but a genius to aspire towards.

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

He tried really hard to be called the "real life Tony Stark" and he was successful until, idk, he fired his publicist? Whoever that was did a hell of a job making this moron look smart

[-] GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

I bet that publicist quit the day he called the diver who rescued those kids in Thailand a "pedo guy". That or he just got really lucky without a publicist for a long time until his opinions started being more important than his image or success.

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[-] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 7 months ago

Almost no one in your bubble/perception unfortunately. There are still lots of people that are only aware of him being a POS but still think he’s a genius.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

He's clearly smart. That's because he has a lot of money. Only smart people have money and the more money you have the more smarter you get.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Fuck TIL I am dumb as a rock

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Don't worry. Hit the slots and you might get smarter.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 78 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I guess I don't have to believe in gasses or vacuums. I can't see them. They're not real.

I also can't see billionaires money. I guess they're actually just broke bitches. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago

ATOMS are a lie told by the WOKE MIND VIRUS.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Gluons made the giraffes gay.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

It is all about that Upsilon grindstone.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 months ago

And fucking magnets. How do they work?

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 4 points 7 months ago

For some reason I read glasses and in my mind I was: "Well I usually don't notice when I wear my glasses so it does makes sense..."
Maybe I need new ones...

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

I mean, you never had to believe in gasses or vacuum. They're real, so they don't depend on your belief or lack thereof.

"Reality is that which doesn't disappear when you stop believing in it"

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[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 71 points 7 months ago

So how many minutes did it take before his account was perma banned.

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[-] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Like when he said that the CyberTruck beat a ~~Porche~~ Porsche 911 in a quarter mile whilst towing a ~~Porche~~ Porsche 911, but Engineering Explained did the math and called BS. Then backed up the math by actually doing the quarter mile to prove it.

[-] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 7 months ago

It’s Porsche. Sorry to be that guy but that bothers me.

[-] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No I’m happy to be corrected. I actually don’t know what’s come over me as a pedant myself, I should be ashamed.

[-] Somethingcheezie@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I read that a few times…is he saying Porsches break down a lot so ya the truck would win. But then I noticed the spellings. So ya a cyber truck would beat a Porche, they’re cheap knock offs of Porsches

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

The entire gimmick was "cybertruck is faster loaded with an entire car and towing it, than the car itself". They didn't mention they didn't go for the entire 1/4 mile. They didn't mention they cherrypicked the slowest Porsche there is. They didn't mention they lightened the trailer etc. It was 100% made in their favour, yet they still lost.

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[-] some_guy 2 points 7 months ago

Silly human. You used earthling mathematics. On Mars (where Lonnie is from), physics works a different way. See? Lonnie is the genius all his sycophants say he is.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 26 points 7 months ago

watermarking a tweet in response to a tweet, neither of which are yours, is crazy

(i get it’s probably not you OP, ur good)

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I don't see a watermark

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Is seeing is, explicitly, believing, then we need to talk about magicians.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Nevermind magicians. What about Photoshop?

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[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago

This is how flat earth society was formed.

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 11 points 7 months ago

This is also how they keep proving themselves wrong in hilarious ways.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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[-] thefrankring@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Send help, I'm blind.

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